Honest Stan's Quality Owl Custard Information Owl Custard is totally organic! Made only from hand picked owls, all of wich are personally decimated by English farmers! As seen above, live owls are brought into farms and humanely pummeled into a gloop vaguely resembling custard. Then we dye it yellow using only the finestcolourants, as seen below, and put it in cartons before selling it to you! E-Mail NEH10787187@GMAIL.COM for a free picture of some owl custard!